1. steampoweredmedia: spinningmysphere: <snip> i banged a toothbrush because i love marijuana. (lolz). “I smoked with a ninja because I’m beautiful.” I loves me some me. I slept with a bowl of cereal because I’m sexy as hell.

    steampoweredmedia:

    spinningmysphere:

    <snip>

    i banged a toothbrush because i love marijuana. (lolz).

    “I smoked with a ninja because I’m beautiful.”

    I loves me some me.

    I slept with a bowl of cereal because I’m sexy as hell.

    2 years ago  /  290 notes  /  Source: pinuna

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      I smoked with a homeless guy because that’s how I roll. HELLS YEAH.
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      I stabbed an orange bcos lil ppl told me to
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      I ran naked with a condom because that’s how I roll.
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    5. gambylicious reblogged this from greenballoonsandblackmushrooms and added:
      I ran shirtless with a bisexual because thats how I roll. :))
    6. howdy-rd reblogged this from pinuna and added:
      that’s how I roll.. XD
    7. calie reblogged this from spinningtheart and added:
      I ran Naked with a Homo***** because Im sexy as Hell :)
    8. space--kitten reblogged this from crazysuit and added:
      I stabbed the kool-aid man because i smoke crack.
    9. sunshinedaisies reblogged this from daretothink and added:
      HAHAHA tinee! labeeeeeeeeeet
    10. daretothink reblogged this from coolsizzles and added:
      I smoked with a whore because that’s how I roll. And that’s never too far from reality baby. :D
    11. crazysuit reblogged this from steampoweredmedia and added:
      I slept with a bowl of cereal because I’m sexy as hell.
    12. thisiscastie reblogged this from cameronchristopher and added:
      I stabbed the trojan man because I’m sexy as hell.
    13. jaycruz reblogged this from steampoweredmedia and added:
      “I killed your mom because I’m sexy as hell.”
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    15. steampoweredmedia reblogged this from redheadintexas
    16. redheadintexas reblogged this from thetalkinghead and added:
      i banged a toothbrush because i love marijuana. (lolz).
    17. pautsi reblogged this from centaine and added:
      I killed a bag of weed because that’s how I roll
    18. squintystumbles reblogged this from cameronchristopher and added:
      I ate out a glass of milk because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
    19. cameronchristopher reblogged this from vibaliciousv and added:
      thebookofsecrets:centaine:
    20. mindsize reblogged this from thetalkinghead and added:
      this is hilarious. mine is: I ran shirtless with a whore because I had to. thetalkinghead:
    21. readhayley reblogged this from elektropop and added:
      hahahha i smoked with a ninja because i love marijuana
    22. fyonafinn reblogged this from hellotigerzx and added:
      I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
    23. elektropop reblogged this from hellotigerzx and added:
      NEEDED A TOOTHBRUSH BECAUSE I’M SEXY AS HELL \m/
    24. tarzanandjane reblogged this from hellotigerzx and added:
      needed the trojan man...roll. (insanely meaningless, but amusing nevertheless)
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    26. halcyonfort reblogged this from hellotigerzx and added:
      i’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
    27. hellotigerzx reblogged this from pinuna and added:
      i love marijuana
    28. bordagul reblogged this from dinosaurusrex and added:
      I ran naked with a stripper because I had to.
    29. vibaliciousv reblogged this from thebookofsecrets and added:
      I banged a pickle because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous
    30. somewhereundertherainbow reblogged this from hotboxbrotha and added:
      I CUDDLED WITH A PROSTITUTE BECAUSE IM SEXY AS HELL!
    31. recklessmrs reblogged this from thebookofsecrets and added:
      Hmm… I ran shirtless with a lesbian because I’m beautiful (and I’m sure she was too!)